Bon dits: Crazy celeb baby names

"You've probably wondered how [celebs come up with] such memorable monikers as Pilot Inspektor Moxie Crimefighter -- but wonder no more! The Celebrity Baby Names book is now available to the masses. No longer must you name your baby with such common, downright proletariat names such as Steven or Ashley...Glistening Reptile or Cerulean Cosmonaut are names you can be proud of as you bestow your legacy of power upon future generations."

The target(s): Celebs who pick absurd names for their defenseless offspring

Who said it: Gallery of the Absurd
Kiss, Kiss: Source Photo cred
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