Stumble It!
Just a friendly note to cheaters everywhere: If you're gonna do it, at least try to keep your mind on what you're doing.
A reconciliation between cricket star Shane Warne (shown left) and former wife Simone went up in smoke because Shane has the attention span of a flea.
Shane texted a message to his lover -- but accidentally sent it to Simone.
We know it ain't funny, but...no, it is!
Anyway, Shane and Simone (shown below) divorced over a year ago, but were working on getting back together for the sake of their kids Brooke, 10, Jackson, 8, and Summer, 5.
The couple's ten-year marriage turned out to be a huge waste of time, after Shane was caught out on a string of sex scandals, including a front-pager of Shane snapped in his undies disporting himself merrily with two 25-year-old models.
Now, we're not saying it wasn't a set-up by the tabloids, because, fair enough -- on the other hand, what was Shane doing there in his skimpies, anyway? Sun bathing?
After the divorce, the amiably randy (and evidently very busy) Shane swore up and down he'd never cheat again, and then voila.
Shane, 38, was relaxing out back at his home near Southampton when he tapped into his mobile phone: "Hey beautiful, I'm just talking to my kids, the back door's open."
Seconds later, the message popped up on Simone's mobile in Melbourne. Simone read it and texted back: "You loser, you sent the message to the wrong person."
Shane, in the meantime, had this to say publicly: "We gave our relationship a go in the UK but it just wasn't working, so we agree amicably to go our own way. The only reason we separated was that we both knew it was finally over. There was no affair, nor anyone else."
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